How About This Holiday?

I have a dream. It involves me firstly winning lots of money (doesn't it always?) Seriously, I was chatting to a friend about what I would do if I won a serious amount on the lottery - the usual sort of conversation when you're a little fed up with your work. After sorting out family and close friends, paying off my mortgage, splashing out on a nice holiday, I got to thinking about what to do with the rest of my multi-millions.

It would invole buying somewhere like this:

I would outfit the bedrooms like this:

There would be bathrooms like this:

I would offer a free bar with a range of drinks such as this:

The food would look a bit like this:

Most importantly, there would be a reading room like this:

Featuring THIS:

Would you come and stay?